Once and a while when I walk by the store Kitty Kitty is sitting in the window. God only knows how he even gets to the window because there is so much stuff in the way!
Here is Kitty Kitty waking up from a nap on his favorite box:



The girl found me rolling around outside on the sidewalk near where she lives. I haven't been around for a while. I hope I am not homeless! By guys!

Oh, hello there all you silly people walking into the hole in the ground. I am electronics store/pawn shop cat and I always sit in this window and watch dumb people go under ground. I don't think it is so bad under there, though, because usually people come out, too. But usually when people go underground they don't come back and when they do sometimes come back it is after many hours since the left in the first place! I wonder what is down there... but not too much because I would really rather just stay in my store. My store is located on the border of where Brooklyn and Queens meet. Technically, I live on the Brooklyn side, but when I am sitting in my window watching the world go by, I mostly see Queens. If you ever need some electronics or need to sell some stuffs you just, ahem, happened to come across, stop by and visit me!

d I like to walk around outside and munch on grass... See? munch munch. I have a funny voice. It is very low and I sound like an accordion when I meow. Maybe I am a boycat. All I know is that I am very cute and friendly. My bodega owner is friendly, too, but not so cute! Also, this turd boy lives next door and he dragged me back to my store right in the middle of my grass snack! I was so mad at him. Those grasses were going to make good barfs.
MEEEOOOOWWW! We are little itty bitty kitties that live at the pet store. We are sooo small and cute, but the girl is against buying pets at the pet store when you can save them from the pet jail. Anyway, we are cute, but also depressing because a lot of us had eye problems and there was lots of goop coming out of our eyes. The girl asked one of the employees at the pet store if we were ok and he said yes, usually that happens when litters gets in our eyes. But the girl kind of thinks that is b.s.Millions of kitties call New York City home. Here, some of the most special kitties get their 15 minutes of fame, complete with a cell-phone camera photo shoot!