Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Mad Cat


I am Mad Cat. I live in a bodega in Brooklyn, near where this girl used to live. She would walk by my territory on her way to the drop-off laundry and she would always look for me, even though I am always mad looking. I put up an angry front, but when I see that someone is nice, then I am nice... and actually quite happy cat. But don't tell anybody! I like to hand out with the guys. Lots of Dominican guys hang out in my bodega and I like to chillax with them. Many times I will complete a circle of five or six guys and we will talk about things in Spanish. Soy gatitito enojado bilingue.
My fur is grey but it has lovely tufts of orange, but don't let my cuteness fool you! If you try to touch my belly I will be madder than you ever would have expected even Mad Cat to get! Maybe I am actually a girl and I was pregnant that time that girl tried to touch my belly. Or maybe I am a grouch.
<3 <3 <3

Monday, September 29, 2008

Scribble and Doodle

Hi, I'm Scribble. I live in Queens with mom and boymom. I was born in Queens, but then I went to jail in Manhattan. Then mom and boymom came and rescued me and I moved to Brooklyn. I am fabulous traveling cat. Sometimes mom and boymom put me in a bag and we go for tandem bike rides. This is me being fabulous on Roosevelt Island.
I am small and grey and I love bags, especially when they are black so I can fur all over them and then everyone will know that mom has a cat already. She does not need any more!. I also like to kick Doodle in the face and bite him when he is licking me. My favorite foods are tunas, kibbles, and ice cream. When mom and boymom are watching tv I stand in front of it so they can pay more attention to me! I enjoy looking out the window and being much bigger than all the little humans outside. When my mom picks me up, I usually push her face away with my paw. I do not like to be held, but my moms hold me anyway.


Hi! I'm Doodle! I love you, do you love me? Do you have any food for me? Would you like to hold and hug and love me? And feed me? I am big and fat and orange because I love kibbles!!!! And I like to eat all of Scribble's kibbles because she is bulimic and when she eats too many kibbles she barfs them on the floor and they are almost like new!
I was born in the Bronx and I was homeless there for a long time because when I was arrested and brought to jail in Manhattan I was skinny-minny, but now I am making up for it! I am also afraid of brooms because my moms think people would shoo me away with brooms when I was homeless. Then my moms picked me up from jail and I was so happy, but so scared and all my furs were flying everywhere but I was purring like crazy-bone. Then I came home to Brooklyn and met my big (but really little) sister, Scribble. I love her so much!!! But it took her a long time to sort of like me. Sometimes when she is sleeping I clean her face with my tongue. Then we moved to Queens. One time my moms brought me on a trip to Staten Island, so I have been to all five boroughs! I am so more well-traveled than Scribble. But she is more fashionable than me, because she wears makeups on her eyes.