Accordion Cat

Oh, hello. Let's be friends! Let me rub on you and scentmark you and you can bring me home. I live here at this bodega in Queens and I like to walk around outside and munch on grass... See? munch munch. I have a funny voice. It is very low and I sound like an accordion when I meow. Maybe I am a boycat. All I know is that I am very cute and friendly. My bodega owner is friendly, too, but not so cute! Also, this turd boy lives next door and he dragged me back to my store right in the middle of my grass snack! I was so mad at him. Those grasses were going to make good barfs.
I love you! Thank you! Come again!